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HOW TO GET HIRED IF ANYONE IS INTRESTED "", you need to do these things:

  1. be a male;
  2. be over 13 years;
  3. have an easily brainwashable brain;
  4. likes dark humour;
  5. have the shoe size of exactly 69 (euro size);

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